Pondroielee

To fall asleep and wake up again in one quick jerk. Usually accompanied by the words, “snnzzk- huh?”

Misdrels (that's plural)

Similar to Edith’s Head, only completely unacceptable. Misdrels come only to those working in such jobs as waiting, and babysitting. It may seem that you have not been touching your head at all, but it is inevitable that your hair will end up looking like a giant spider the second you let that fact slip your mind; the misdrels being each lock of hair that resembles a spider's leg.

Edith’s Head

That particular state of disarray in hair that only comes easily to artists, musicians, writers and mad scientists during the creative process and other particularly long bouts of work. It is messy, yet acceptable and actually expected because of the occupation.

Pashitick

That feeling of agony you get when you have something new and really cool, but have to wait to use it. Commonly felt late summer when you have new “school clothes” and supplies and are determined not to wear/use them until school actually starts.
I get this feeling a lot when I buy new pens, but have nothing worth writing down. Pure agony.

Camp

I’m surprised more people don’t know what this means. I had to do a bit of research to properly define it myself, so of course I did not think it up myself, though many will claim I have. “Camp” is:

• something that is considered amusing not because of its originality but because of its unoriginality; "the livingroom was pure camp";
  
• providing sophisticated amusement by virtue of having artificially (and vulgarly) mannered or banal or sentimental qualities; "they played up the silliness of their roles for camp effect";
  
• a type of comedy parody wherein conventional (and especially overused or clichéd) situations and plot devices are intentionally exaggerated to the point of absurdity to produce humour;

So pretty much anything made in 1940. Similar to bullwhip, though not to buckwhite, as you might think. “It mocks the medium, the artist, the audience and art itself.” and so on.

Flumergunned

Flummergunned happens when you are hugging someone and you accidentally breathe in a little too hard and inhale a lot of that persons hair. Followed by massive amounts of coughing. Being flummergunned is a truly unfortunate situation, because for the next hour you feel as though that persons hair is still stuck in the back of your throat. A truly truly unfortuante situation.

Flummergunners! When hugging someone you should consider putting your hair up into a pony tail or have someone hold your hair. This would be very helpful and you would not cause a lot of distress and pain.

Here is an example of how to save the situation.
"Aww...Georgina, thats so nice. Let me give you a hug!"
"Okay, but wait, first let me find Cindy, to hold onto my hair, because I don't want to get you flummergunned"
"How considerate, thank you very much"

Thus no one is flummergunned.

Fecon

The short form form for Female Icon. This word is often used when one is nervous, in a hurry or when they are stuttering.

Frinkenshits

This is a common yet unusual saying that is usually used when you annoyed with your clothing.
For example
If one morning you are very rushed so you forget to put on a belt! Therefore all day you are so paranoid that your pants are falling down. This saying is usually used around lunch time, because you have already have had enough of hicking up your pants all day long. You may want to say "Oh frinkenshits!" or "Arrgh, Frinkenshits!"

Another example can be
While walking and wearing a skirt a gust of wind picks up and your skirt flies up. "AHHH, frinkenshits!!!" (How embarassing)

But please use the saying whenever you want. But don't use it to often because then it will lose all meaning. And that would be very sad.

Translations:
Oh frinkenshits- oh shiznach
arghh frinkenshits- oh, man this really sucks
ahhh frinkenshits- how embarassing
whooo frinkenshits- that was rather odd
whoa frinkenshits- what the hell just happened?
fricken frinkenshits- why didn't i become a nudist when i had the chance??????

Whipudd

Now that we've started the posting of recipies, I would like to share one that I invented when I was 8-ish.

Combine an equal amount of the following:
(The amount is dependent on several factors- how many people will be eating it, how hungry they are etc.)

Jello chocolate pudding
Jello vanilla pudding
Whipped cream (preferrably real)

Taa Dah!

Soooo Good. - And Great

Great and Good.

Grood.

Heuraspedd

Crack three eggs into a bowl, add a dash of milk, and a shake or two of cinnamon. Preheat a pan and stick a slice of whole wheat (very important that it is whole wheat) bread into the bowl. Press it down so it soaks up a lot of egg, and flip. Repeat on the other side. Slide this gooey mass into the pan and soak two more slices. Okay… it’s pretty much French toast, but really gooey, and with cinnamon. That’s not where it ends. Once all three pieces are in the pan you pour the left over egg on top. Nothing is wasted. Nothing.
When toasty on both sides, but deliciously soft in the middle, it is finished cooking. Here comes the beauty! Spread peanut butter over the top (as thick as you like but actually I keep it pretty moderate on Heuraspedd) and top that with strawberry jam (you could use a different kind I suppose, but since I’ve invented this I declare that it is not proper without strawberry jam; you would have to say it was Heuraspedd with a different kind of jam).
The H is silent, and the name is credited to my sister, Faye. But the double D was mine. All me.

Also, Heuraspeddedd is the same only with white bread because only losers eat white bread. LOSERS!

Tanklers

Those ever so annoying people in your classes that choose to discuss how 'awesome that party was this weekend' and how 'drunk that chick was'. The best thing to do is to drown out tanklers by listening to music. If there constant droaning about how drunk they were finally gets to you, just slowly turn your music up a little louder. Careful, tanklers can continue on for hours at a time.

CAUTION:
Many people are allergice to tanklers but don't even know it. If you think that you may be allergic to a tankler, find the nearest candy store and buy massive amounts of chocolate.

Tableoma

It must have happened at least once by now. That intense, thoughtful moment you rest your hand on your chin and you elbow on the table, but your elbow slips or misses completely. Suave…

Blitherits

Some day you will come across a blitherit, and this is how you will know. You’ll tell them to do something very simple, yet utterly necessary, such as to stop talking back stage during a show. They’ll nod compliantly and stop talking… for about 60 seconds, and then start right back up again as if the request no longer applied. You’ll tell them again and remind them of the importance (say, of not talking backstage during a live performance) and they will nod as if to say, “Oh yes, I forgot!” and turn around. 60 seconds later they will be talking, yet again. No matter how many times you tell a blitherit to stop something or to do something, they will never EVER do it. Eventually they’ll start blaming someone else, even if you’re pretty sure they don’t know why you’re angry with them.
The worse torture known to man is to be stuck in a small dark space with two blitherits. The more blitherits there are, and the smaller the space they are in, the less time it will take for them to forget what you just told them. Eventually you’ll be feeling some pretty harsh admiroscourge, gremlin slowly taking over your world, because no matter how simple and logical your request, they will never understand it.

Frood

Frood: From Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. To be absolutely sure what it means, all you need is to hear it used in a sentence.
Example: “That Susanne is a super froody chick.”
In other words: really awesome. There may be more to the definition now that I really think about it, but since a long list of people are keeping me from my book I will be in the dark for some time. Oh book, how I miss you…

One in Seventy-Seven

One in Seventy-Seven: A game made up by Emily and Susanne where you must say a random word after random word for any amount of time until someone is ready to give up. Points are awarded randomly as well, say if one person was especially pleased with another’s random word, they would award them Gold Stars. Your main goal is to get each word just a little less related to the last one as possible. Take a deep breath, release your mind, and GO!

Sparticulating

This word can actually have a variety of meanings. The most common can be considered an insult to the sparticulatee. When stating that someone is sparticulating again, it usually means that they are obviously ignoring you in a very rude manner which just isn't cool.

A sparticulator is a mid-life crisis car. These cars tend be bright and shiny, and very very well taken care of. Sparticulators tend to come out in early spring and go back into their garages before the first snow flies.

Sometimes it's easy to get the words mixed, but thats okay, everyone is probably sparticulating anyways.

Waxed

Ya, ya- it's already a word- i know. This is more of a term or even better yet, an expression. You shouldn't be surprised if your ears become waxed after some great, loud concert. If you think that your ears have become waxed after, oh say- a Shania Twain concert - then I sorry to be so blunt to say that you're wrong!- unless, in rare scenarios your ears try to wax over to protect you from the unnecessary sound of "I feel like a woman."
Anyhow, when your ears do become waxed, your ability to hear will be temporarily "muttled" and also may ring excessively.

Correct Use: "Dude, my ears are totally waxed!"