Frinkle-frock

A classic example:

You are walking down a hall or sidewalk - walking somewhere with a destination. Anyway, you see a person (may or may not be somebody that you know) waving in your direction. Usually, you're first instinct is either :
A) Weird- this person doesn't usually wave to me or
B) I don't know this person.
Either way, you'll be hesitant to wave back- but the wave will either continue or the person will keep looking in your direction. This should be convincing enough for you to wave back immediately noticing that the person was not waving to you at all, but a person behind you. Although the person is unlikely to notice you- it still is somewhat embarrassing. (At which point you may mutter to yourself, ah, frinkle-frock!)

Cata-strone

When someone loves something very very much and is very obsessed about it. For Whats her face, this happens about once a month.
For example:

Whats Her Face's Cata-strone Record

2004- Dominic Monaghan
early 2005- Freaks and Geeks
spring 2005- danté


Happens regularly to certain people. Will cause people to become very annoyed with this person and want them to shut up and walk away. Often leads to ostracism and banishment from the group.

(But honestly look at my cat, he is so cute.)

Juridal

That feeling you get after you've gone swiming, and you have water in your ears. This feeling can often last for a few days, making you slightly deaf, which in turn makes it hard to hear on the phone.

Symptoms of Juridal-
1. Hearing loss

Thats about it.

If juridal lasts a few days, its either because your ears are very full of water, or you don't have juridal at all, you just need a q-tip or a good ear flush.

Comscrouge

This is when you surcome to an overbearing temptation to do something. Immediately after doing so- you think, "Why did I do that?"

Example: Jumping in a puddle in the middle of December midway on an eight hour bus trip to New York City. In your running shoes!

Spankey Pants

They are commonly worn by former prostitots. (Less kindly thought of as informal prostitutes) However, anyone wearing a "breezy" skirt may want to look into investing into a pair or two of spankey pants. These are uber short shorts that should fit quite snuggly. -Like a nice pair of spandex. So, go ahead all you bar hoppers, dance the night away.