Mac n’ Pile

‘Pile’ food recipes are generally based around a few things: skill, timing, broccoli, and piles. The steps towards a perfect Mac n’ Pile are complex, but if followed properly will result in something that apparently even an idiot could think of.

Begin with a small serving of whole-wheat noodles, preferably in spiral or bowtie form. A few extra noodles are necessary for testing purposes. Boil on high. While boiling, place a steamer of broccoli inside the pot to save time, and dishes. Remove once broccoli has been lightly steamed. Watch noodles like a hawk until thoroughly boiled, testing often. Once perfection has been achieved, let the cat out, and then remove the pot from heat.

Place pan on stove to preheat. Beat eggs with milk until frothy. Scramble in pan until nearing completion, add noodles and broccoli. When finished, pile on a plate and top with grated cheese. Place another plate on top of the meal while cheese is melting. Use this time to quickly wash the pot and pan. Enjoy.

Brown rice may be substituted for macaroni, provided that it is brown. Doltmac n’ Pile is the culinary term when white rice or noodles are used.