Misdrels (that's plural)

Similar to Edith’s Head, only completely unacceptable. Misdrels come only to those working in such jobs as waiting, and babysitting. It may seem that you have not been touching your head at all, but it is inevitable that your hair will end up looking like a giant spider the second you let that fact slip your mind; the misdrels being each lock of hair that resembles a spider's leg.