Waxed

Ya, ya- it's already a word- i know. This is more of a term or even better yet, an expression. You shouldn't be surprised if your ears become waxed after some great, loud concert. If you think that your ears have become waxed after, oh say- a Shania Twain concert - then I sorry to be so blunt to say that you're wrong!- unless, in rare scenarios your ears try to wax over to protect you from the unnecessary sound of "I feel like a woman."
Anyhow, when your ears do become waxed, your ability to hear will be temporarily "muttled" and also may ring excessively.

Correct Use: "Dude, my ears are totally waxed!"