Cholemia: An unproven disorder

When you know that you're fat (110lbs at least) but eat the entire chocolate cake anyway- but its okay, because you head straight for the toilet. Genious I tell you - FREAKING GENIOUS!

Guffaw

New meaning! I’ve just noticed that it is an amazing word, but no one uses it. Gary the Guffaw? It just doesn’t happen. So in accordance with the unwritten rules of slang, any word gone unused for an extended amount of time will take on an opposite meaning and be reintroduced to common conversation. From now on “guffaw” is a sarcastic figure of speech. Someone lays down a really lame pun? Mutter “guffaw” in a “That’s so funny I forgot to laugh, but rolled my eyes and said guffaw instead.” kind of way.

Fundue

This term refers to the occasion that happens right after those wonderful holidays. Much like fondue, fundue is when you use that 2 bags full of chocolate that you recieved from your grandmother.

First you must make sure that you melt the chocolate down into a nice creamy chocolate sauce. Very important for dipping fruit, pretzels and cheese.

Second, dip your variety of foods. Try to experiment. Include bannas, strawberries, gram wafers, marshmallows, chedder cheese, chocolate and potato chips.

Third place the chocolate covered food into your mouth and savour. You may want to chew before swallowing.

Warning: Excessive amounts of fundue may cause the eater to: throw up, have the chocolateer spins, the sugar shakes and the fundue parinoia (is that spelt right?) Please eat responsibly.

To end off the perfect fundue evening, end with watching a good moive (Almost Famous), or t.v show (Freaks and Geeks) or listening to some much needed soothing music (Damien Rice) or end in a much different fashion. Consider watching Dirty Work or An Evening with Kevin Smith, and listenign to the Who, David Bowie or Queen. All is good. Whatever you do with your fundue, do it correctly.

*Do not mix up Fundue and Fondue. They are much different. Mixing them up would cause great consequences. If you think that you have mixed up the two terms, call our help line at 1-800-OHGOD-ITHINK-IJUST-RUINED-THE-ENTIRE-WORLD-PLEASE-HELP-ME or email us at youidiotitsyourfaultthattheworldisgoingtoblowup@yousuck.org, and hey thanks for having your very own fundue.

ENJOY!

Shirtness

When your sister and her boyfriend have a fight about what shirt he should wear and how he should put it on without messing up his hair. Tends to end up in a tickle fight.
Ex/
"I don't wan't to mess up my hair when I put my shirt on, will you help me?"
"You won't mess up your hair just put it on"
"Fine" (Puts on shirt) "ewww, this shirt smells like crap, where did you get it from?"
"From the top of your bag"
"What???"
"Yeah, where else would I get it from?"
"It smells like crap. You gave me a dirty shirt. Are you sure you didn't just pick it up from the floor?"
"No. It was on top of your bag"
"This smells disgusting"
"I hate you"
"What?"
"I said, I love you"
-Tickle fight begins while sister considers if she has an ulser from all the coffee she drank...
p.s Susanne that hazlenut stuff was soooo good.

Athol

When your computer is just being stupid and your head is kind of itchy but you are not quite sure why. Quite irritating, also because you just touched your sister's boyfriends underwear twice without really knowing it. After ebing thoroughly disgusted, you throw all of your sister's crap into a corner because you stubbed your toe 5 times on it and you want to whip it out the window, just because you can.

Bygoning

A fun waste of time. Type three completly random words into the google search bar and see what kind of information it gives you. I've found some excellent websites that way.

James Deaning

After ranting for a good time about what you don't like you realize that you begin to sound like you have an attitude and you are basically saying that your life sucks, in this case you sound like a moody teenager, just like James Dean in A Rebel without a Cause, therefore you are James Deaning. That's right James Deaning. So whenever you are feeling extremely moody, just say, "Gee whiz, I guess I am James Deaning again"

If you would like to short form it, you can also call it James Francoing. Mostly because James Franco (a very very good looking and talented actor) looks a lot like James Dean and also played James Dean in the movie James Dean at least thats what I think it is called. So whenever you feel that you have pushed the limit of being a moody teenager, just say to yourself "Whoops, I'm James Deaning/James Francoing again. Excuse me. My apologies to you and your loved ones"

Harikubem

A completely new word thought of only by yours truly. This word could have a variety of meanings, such as being completely annoyed by your morals, because you actually have them, although your friends don't believe that you have them because you considered doing something that is not at all like you, and therefore they think that you are a bad bad person but you are only considering doing this thing because you are completely bored out of your mind and do not have anything else to do and therefore you are forced to go in the library and spend your time on the computer because you do not have any work to catch up on so you have nothing else to do but spend your time on the computer ranting on a dictionary page. Thats what harikubem really means.

Megadejavu

It’s not exactly déjà vu, in the way that you think something has happened before, but you feel as if you’ve watched this all before in a dream you had a very long time ago. It may last an entire day, such as the case of my older sister who claims that she once dreamt an entire day, and had this feeling until she went to bed again, every single second of the day.
I don’t really know what to think about that, but I do know that I’ve been in some crazy situations where I could swear I’ve dreamed it exactly that way, only in the dream none of it made sense and now it does. Well… more than it did in the dream anyway.

Ettachment

Although most people are unwilling to admit, I'm sure the feeling of ettachment is a common experience. One can only feel ettachment if it is from something or someone they have never met or will likely never meet again. It is better explained using examples:

1) You have been riding in a car for hours- most likely on some traffic jammed highway-. The car directly in front has been there for the whole god-awful experience and yet, as soon as that Ford Focus (or whatever it may be) turns off the freeway, you cant help but be a bit sad to see it go- a feeling of ettachment.

2) You go to some large theme park or zoo etc. and continually run into the same family or group of people- you may even get on a friendly "Hello again-" basis. As soon as you leave or see that group leavel; once again that familiar feeling of ettachment.

Shiznach

A word now commonly used among TGS. Mostly myself. Shiznach, may either be a very very good expression, ex/ Awww, shiznach!That was awesome! or it can acutally be used when something not cool has happened, ex/ Awww, shiznach, that was not cool! Mostly used in extreme cases of goodness.

Warning: Do not use while around grandparental units. They may think that you are saying something completely different, and would like to discuss your new found lingo.

Pulling a Mr.Pink

When eating at a restaurant and not tipping. Most common among elders (antagonists) and couples with young children. It's not a very nice thing to do especially if the waiter/waitress is actually very good. The name originates from the movie Resevoir Dogs (Quenton Taratino) in which the character Mr.Pink does not believe in tipping.

Uber cool

Meaning REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA cool. IE/ Ali is UBER cool.

Hamsandwhich

That infuriating moment in the candy store that drags on and on.
“What do I want? Candy?”
“Chocolate?”
“Okay chocolate.”
“What kind?”
“Areo?”
“Meh.”
“Cadbury?”
“You know, Hershey is never as good from the store as it is from the factory.”
“I wouldn’t know. What about Mars?”
“It’s good, but I’m really all about the chocolate today.”
“Maybe I should go to the other store.”
“Dairymilk?”
“I had that last time. What are you getting?”
“I dunno…”
“Ew… coconut.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“Yes it is. …Hey, never seen this before.”
“What do you think?”
“Not really my type. Caramilk?”
“Hmmmm…. Eehhh… Naw.”
“Sigh…”

Yeildiigone

That zone you go into when you’re listening to music. You can be listening to some song, and only a second later the CD is done and you could swear you haven’t heard a word.

Ningram

DEDICATED TO ALLIE GOLDING WHO WILL VISIT OUR SITE
(I'm sure many of you can relate to this one):
It likely happens when you are doing something very important or more or less in a bad mood.
Common example:
You are majorly stuck on a question in your homework and when you finally figure it out you can't find your freaking pencil! after looking everywhere around your desk, you think, "oh well, i'll just use my spare" that you keep in your binder- only to remember that you lent it to that gross kid whom you wouldn't even think about asking for it back from after his Nail-Jammed fingers had touched it!
After a second check around the homework area, you just cannot find it! This may lead to a possible Admiroscourge or Algae Bloom. After throwing a fit or even at the climax of a fit (about to punt books)- you notice the inevitable- the pencil is in your freaking hand!!!