Flumergunned

Flummergunned happens when you are hugging someone and you accidentally breathe in a little too hard and inhale a lot of that persons hair. Followed by massive amounts of coughing. Being flummergunned is a truly unfortunate situation, because for the next hour you feel as though that persons hair is still stuck in the back of your throat. A truly truly unfortuante situation.

Flummergunners! When hugging someone you should consider putting your hair up into a pony tail or have someone hold your hair. This would be very helpful and you would not cause a lot of distress and pain.

Here is an example of how to save the situation.
"Aww...Georgina, thats so nice. Let me give you a hug!"
"Okay, but wait, first let me find Cindy, to hold onto my hair, because I don't want to get you flummergunned"
"How considerate, thank you very much"

Thus no one is flummergunned.