Fundue

This term refers to the occasion that happens right after those wonderful holidays. Much like fondue, fundue is when you use that 2 bags full of chocolate that you recieved from your grandmother.

First you must make sure that you melt the chocolate down into a nice creamy chocolate sauce. Very important for dipping fruit, pretzels and cheese.

Second, dip your variety of foods. Try to experiment. Include bannas, strawberries, gram wafers, marshmallows, chedder cheese, chocolate and potato chips.

Third place the chocolate covered food into your mouth and savour. You may want to chew before swallowing.

Warning: Excessive amounts of fundue may cause the eater to: throw up, have the chocolateer spins, the sugar shakes and the fundue parinoia (is that spelt right?) Please eat responsibly.

To end off the perfect fundue evening, end with watching a good moive (Almost Famous), or t.v show (Freaks and Geeks) or listening to some much needed soothing music (Damien Rice) or end in a much different fashion. Consider watching Dirty Work or An Evening with Kevin Smith, and listenign to the Who, David Bowie or Queen. All is good. Whatever you do with your fundue, do it correctly.

*Do not mix up Fundue and Fondue. They are much different. Mixing them up would cause great consequences. If you think that you have mixed up the two terms, call our help line at 1-800-OHGOD-ITHINK-IJUST-RUINED-THE-ENTIRE-WORLD-PLEASE-HELP-ME or email us at youidiotitsyourfaultthattheworldisgoingtoblowup@yousuck.org, and hey thanks for having your very own fundue.

ENJOY!