Hamsandwhich

That infuriating moment in the candy store that drags on and on.
“What do I want? Candy?”
“Chocolate?”
“Okay chocolate.”
“What kind?”
“Areo?”
“Meh.”
“Cadbury?”
“You know, Hershey is never as good from the store as it is from the factory.”
“I wouldn’t know. What about Mars?”
“It’s good, but I’m really all about the chocolate today.”
“Maybe I should go to the other store.”
“Dairymilk?”
“I had that last time. What are you getting?”
“I dunno…”
“Ew… coconut.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“Yes it is. …Hey, never seen this before.”
“What do you think?”
“Not really my type. Caramilk?”
“Hmmmm…. Eehhh… Naw.”
“Sigh…”