Expland

To explain details at great length with prominent sugar coating, modest bragging and heavy use of euphemisms. Commonly observed in resumes, last minute essays, and bad excuses.

Noredia

This is a very common problem that may occur due to stress, fatigue or perhaps even disinterest in a topic that you are reading. Noredia is a lack of concentration on something which you are reading.

For example: Have you ever been reading a book and suddenly been on page 15 without any recollection of what you have just read? But- you turned pages and everything!

Indian Food

An exclamation when one has successfully aquired the window seat of a bus or other mode of transportation to another's disadvantage. One will shout, "Indian Food!" as a celebration of the speed and cunning they have exhibited in pursuit of the elusive window seat.

Entexity

This is when a person wears far too little clothing. It is almost considered illegal, but they usually barely cover up what is necessary to cover up. It is truly truly unfortunate to be on the seeing end of entexity and quite breezy to be the entexitor.

Goodoorah

To spy something revolting while eating, and lose one’s appetite based on the suspicion that whatever you are looking at is now inside your food.

Maltunia

I would like to refer to this as a disease (for lack of a better word).

Most everyone has had one of those days where everything that's possible to go wrong- goes wrong. If it lasts longer than a day, it isn't maltunia- either you're doing something wrong, or you just have terribl eluck.

Maltunia could also refer to a day long event where you are in a bad mood from beginning to end for no good reason. It's just one of those days.

A Flaming Goose

A completely unexpected factor that completely destroys any plan, scheme, or arrangement you may have had before.

Example: A farmer finally finishes harvesting and baling his hay. Suddenly, a goose flies between two power lines, bursts into flame, and lands directly on top of the hay.

In a situation that is the emotional equivalent of a random goose catching fire and burning up all your hay, one would only look on and say, "Well, that was a flaming goose!"