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Friday, April 08, 2005

Assaholic

This is the type of person that is addicted to assahol. The assahol, will make them crude, mean and jerky. Warning: Do not attempt to befriend an assaholic. They are not very nice and tend to be very mean to you and your surrounding friends.

Assahol is a dangerous weapon that should not be tampered with. If you think that some one may be becoming an assaholic, please call our helpline 1-900-ASSAOLICS-ANONYMOUS . Please reach us some how. Becoming an assaholic is a very bad thing, although it can be possible that being an assaholic, happened at birth.

It can be considered that being an assaholic is genetic, although the scientific facts have not been determined. Attempting to be nice to an assaholic will only result in saddness and sorrow.

Assaholics are a dangerous being. Beware their kind. Beware.

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