Amberclause

An amberclause (not to be confused with a nexoclause): Let's remember back to grade 6 - a state of innocence, confusion and first loves. Remembering that one boy in particular, Johnny, now pimply and udderly uncool, was the desire of every girl in his class AND he knew it too. Every girl dying to be his one-and-only would need to take particular steps of percaution, all striving to be queen of cool. However, a true queen of cool doesnt waste her time with "striving" and simply would unspeakably be THE queen of cool. nonetheless, all or most females would be queen of cool imitators trying to show ultimate maturosity. I bet you're wondering where the hell an amberclause comes in, right? well, as none of the girls will actually become queen of cool, they will have their downfalls: The most common one being clumbsiness. While trying to impress Johnny, a common example of an amberclause would be that unladylike slow motion ankle roll from the ladylike platform shoes. Now, you may be thinking Golden opportunity - boy helps girl up - love at first sight, right? BUT no: A queen of cool imitator is incapable of doing this gracefully, perhaps getting an uncool scab or worse, exposing her flowery and -GOD FORBID- torn underpants to Johnny thus classifiable an amberclause- horribly embarrassing. An amberclause is also commonly used in romantic comedies world wide.
For Example: Clumbsy girl is madly in love with Perfect Guy who will only ever notice her during an episode of an amberclause. Don't worry though! - Clumbsy girl always lives happily ever after with perfect guy in the end.

Note: In order to be an amberclause, the incident must occur at a crucial moment of necessary maturosity in front of "won't settle for less" Johnny.