Breakfast Wig

Wigs are of the highest in fashion these days. Most common is the classic Breakfast Wig that is worn early morning to disguise that shameful bed head. Occasionally one will commit a most embarrassing social blunder and be caught in a breakfast wig during the brunch hour. If every one did it, it wouldn’t be so bad. It might even be like one of those laid back Tostitos commercials but with breakfast wigs instead of a broken elevator (”Hey guys, LET’S GET NAKED!” ) but generally you should avoid this senario at all costs.

Shown here is the Quaker Oats man, notorious for wearing his breakfast wig to every social gathering, which he is allowed to do because he is a rich eccentric, and not a crazy old man.

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