Cancer-Angelo

Cancer-Angelo: Now, I know what you’re thinking and don’t worry. Michelangelo from the Ninja Turtles is just fine. Cancer-Angelo is a term invented at about 3 or so in the morning, during a particularly heavy LOTR marathon by our friend Evan that caused most (or maybe just a particularly exhausted portion) of us to laugh ourselves to sleep, wake up and wonder why everyone is screaming “POTATOES” over and over again, shake our heads miserably and go back to sleep. It’s that pasty, deathly version of Smeagol (spelling? Ali, Emily, please don’t kill me!) as he transforms in to Gollum.
Quick description: Cancerous, Ninja Turtle, Who (as in Whoville). That one part where he pokes his head into the cave and looks absolutely dejected? Cancerous, Ninja Turtle, Who. Must See: LOTR, the Return of the King (we recommended that it be viewed around 3AM.)